The Voices – Ryan Reynolds is a “funny” serial killer or something? He cuts the women’s heads off, it’s a black comedy laughing out loud!Īvengers : Age of Ultron – Some more boring shit with robots, I expect. The cars parachuted out of the aeroplane and then they jumped out of a building into another build and then into another building and then Paul Walker DROVE A CAR INTO HEAVEN. Some witches want to turn a realm into gold or something, Jeff Bridges looks like he’s lost a bet.įurious 7 – Film of the year.

Seventh Son – I was hoping this would be enjoyably bad but it was in fact indescribably boring. Jupiter Ascending – Never has something so passionately made so little sense. It turns out mainly I watched quite a lot of cack this year.īirdman – I liked how they pretended it was all one shot and the drums all went thunk a thunk thunk but I think it got boring after the man was all in his pants and then there were four endings? Calm down Boohoo Batman! I am going to review all the things I watched at the cinema this year, again.